by John Cheese
February 19
- March 20
The one thing you can't call a Pisces is "racist." They know
that the word "nigger" is a racist term. They'll be the first
to tell you that they have black friends, and none of them are niggers.
In fact the only niggers they have ever met in their lives have been white.
"That's right," they'll say. "There are white niggers,
and occasionally, there are black niggers. That doesn't mean I'm a racist
just because I have the balls to say it."
But that black guy from the bar that night? That dude was a full-on fucking nigger.
Pisces are best known for their love of rap music and their clean-shaven heads.
Your Future!
Be sure to wash your sheets often. There's nothing more embarrassing
than getting in an accident and getting caught wearing dirty sheets.
Don't mind the protestors at your next few meetings. Loud shouting and
picketing draws plenty of media attention, and those news cameras are
your ticket to spreading the word of your cause. In the long run, it
will help you make great strides in the name of purity and cleansing.
It will make great strides, or they will all pay dearly.
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