September 23 - October 22

A Libra totally called your mom a slut. Are you gonna sit there and take that shit from him? Huh? What? No, he totally said it. I was there, and after he called your mom a slut, he called your dad a stupid fag. And fat. I was all like, "Dude! You can't be callin' people's dads fags," but he was all like, "Man, fuck those people. They're all pussies, and I'll totally kick their asses. And also, they're all a bunch of homos."

And then he said something in Iraq language and spit on an American flag. And then he set it on fire and then wiped his ass with it. I wouldn't take that shit.