July 23 - August 22

Leos cannot read. The text in this section is just filler, as nothing I say here will make one ounce of sense to a Leo.

*Note to the person reading this to a Leo: Just start making up random things and pretend to follow these words with your eyes to make it look like you're reading. They'll never know the difference.

When you get down to the "Your Future" part, just start making up some shit about how they'll be making a major purchase soon, and they'll be finding romance in the near future. People always get off on that shit. Just be sure to keep it very general. To fill space, I'll just type some random words that I find funny.