by John Cheese
May 21 - June
20
All Gemini are women,
which explains this sign's love of cooking and cleaning. When not getting
her husband another beer, the average Gemini can often be found planning
her next shopping trip or crying.
A good Gemini will speak only when spoken to, and as a result, she is allowed to vote for the man of her choosing in some minor elections, including coroner and the mayor of her city.
Gemini are great to
have around when you need a shirt mended or an emergency pie. However,
they have been known to occasionally sass and backtalk. Nothing a sharp
slap can't correct, though.
Your Future!
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it none.
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