by John Cheese
January 20 - February 18
One time, I knew this
guy who was an Aquarius, and he used to buy us beer all the time 'cause
we weren't old enough to buy it ourselves and the guy at the counter was
a total douche and he wouldn't sell it to us but the Aquarius did and
he only wanted a pack of smokes and a free beer for doing it so he was
cool and he used to party with us and get drunk and one time he puked
in my mom's sink and we were all like, "DUDE you can't be pukin'
in here 'cause my mom'll flip the fuck out you gotta clean that shit up
before she gets home" but she came home early and told us that we
were all grounded because we weren't allowed to have an Aquarius in the
house because it made the moons all fucked up and it turned my brother
gay and start eating lots of ham and he never liked guys or ham before.
Your Future!
Don't be buyin' beer for guys who are young because you'll get them
in trouble and if you do buy them beer don't puke in their sink because
it'll make their relatives gay and they'll get grounded and eat a shitload
of ham like crazy people.
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