Samantha Fox

Sam's entire career was built upon her chest and the act of baring it to the public. For those of you too young to remember, she had a couple of hit songs in the 1980s and then faded into obscurity with the rest of the novelty acts of that time. However, her true claim to fame was her numerous topless photos that began in England and quickly worked their way westward (or eastward, depending on how much you like plane rides) to America. In essence, she was a softcore porn model who found out that if she sang songs with dirty-sounding titles, teenage boys would watch the videos and possibly buy the album. Songs like "Naughty Girls Need Love, Too" and "I Wanna Have Some Fun" broke the top 10, but coupled with the ample cleavage in the video, she might as well have been singing songs called, "Balls in My Mouth" and "Please Fuck My Asshole with Your Junk."

Then, she had a breast reduction. Or at least that's what the rumors say. Of course, Samantha denies the rumors, but then again, I have eyes:

That must be a REALLY tight bra.

Or maybe it's just the lighting?

Normally, I'd say that there's probably a legitimate excuse for having the surgery done. However, since she denies that it ever happened in the first place, I like to imagine that this is the reason:

Manager: Sam, it's been years since you've had a hit, and you really need the publicity. You should consider doing Playboy again.

Fox: What? I gave up posing nude years ago. Besides, my career has nothing to do with my breasts.

Manager: Um... yeah. You're... you're exactly right. People loved you for your... singing. But it couldn't hurt to just, you know, whip 'em out one more time, could it?

Fox: My career is not based on my boobs! In fact, I'll prove it! *Storms out of the room to bury her career.*

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